Filed under: Film | Tags: 2009, Books, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Comedy, Film, IMAX, Movie, Review, Trailer
My god. Go see this movie. It’s not what you’d expect. If you’re into copious amounts of food falling from the sky, like I am, then you need to see this movie. Mr. T plays a cop. See it in IMAX. See it in 3-goddamn-D.
Filed under: the ussh. | Tags: Books, Film, Review, Richard Yates, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

It’s been a few months since I finished Revolutionary Road and I finally had a chance to watch the film that was made about it not too long ago. Author Richard Yates did a good job of keeping me engaged throughout the plot, and at some times, he managed to get me in a fit of anger over how some of the characters were acting. Good job. I did feel, though, that the ending was just too easy. It was a cheap shot way of tying things up in the end.
The movie was satisfying. Not great and not bad either. Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet do a good job of being trapped in this unwanted suburban lifestyle, and at the same time, are able to portray the annoying, romantic idealists in the novel.
Both the book and movie have gotten me more interested in drinking whiskey. I don’t know where to start. All I’ve ever drank is some Jack Daniel’s here and there, and Johnnie Walker.
Filed under: the ussh. | Tags: April, Birthday, Books, Ernest Hemingway, Food, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Grazie, Horseshoe Tavern, Kensington Market, Last Temptation, Life, Nightlife, Pasta, Restaurants, Ristorante, Swiss Army Knife, toronto
Elena took me out for my birthday dinner last night. We went to Grazie on Yonge Street. Wasn’t a bad place—I’d suggest getting there early on a weekend, the place gets pretty packed. We both had pasta. I had the Penza; rigatoni with vodka pancetta, green onions, and chili pepper. Elena had the Milano; linguine with snow peas, sun dried tomatoes, and grilled chicken. They have pretty decent prices and the portions are huge. We also managed to scarf down a lot of bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
Filed under: the ussh. | Tags: Books, Children, Hemingway, Reviews, The Spaghetti Book Club, Writing

The Spaghetti Book Club is a series of reviews by kids for kids. The simplicity of it all is pretty amazing—reminds me of Hemingway, only they’re nine. Everyone should write like they’re nine again.
Filed under: Interesting | Tags: 2009, Books, Culture, news, The Guardian, Will Self, writers, Writing, Writing For A Living

Writers are probably some of the most annoying people in the world. They complain way too much about how writing is so hard, when it’s what they chose to do. Insert eye roll here. The Guardian asked several authors about writing for a living; is it a joy, or a chore? A lot of them come off as whiny little brats, but you can always rely on Will Self to say something uplifting:
I gain nothing but pleasure from writing fiction; short stories are foreplay, novellas are heavy petting – but novels are the full monte. Frankly, if I didn’t enjoy writing novels I wouldn’t do it – the world hardly needs any more and I can think of numerous more useful things someone with my skills could be engaged in. As it is, the immersion in parallel but believable worlds satisfies all my demands for vicarious experience, voyeurism and philosophic calithenics. I even enjoy the mechanics of writing, the dull timpani of the typewriter keys, the making of notes – many notes – and most seducttive of all: the buying of stationery. That the transmogrification of my beautiful thoughts into a grossly imperfect prose is always the end result doesn’t faze me: all novels are only a version- there is no Platonic ideal. But I’d go further still: fiction is my way of thinking about and relating to the world; if I don’t write I’m not engaged in any praxis, and lose all purchase.
Filed under: the ussh. | Tags: Books, Creative, D. T. Max, David Foster Wallace, Journalism, March 2009, new yorker, Online, The Pale King, The Unfinished, Wiggle Room, Writing

A chunk of David Foster Wallace’s last novel (unfinished) will be published in the March issue of the New Yorker. Fans have been waiting for a full spread issue on the author, and this month’s publication will include an article on the author, and an article by the author; which is the huge chunk of his unfinished work. I’ve become less and less of a fan of Wallace, and I don’t really know why. I think I’m getting tired of his style, and it’s mainly hit and miss with his work. I think I like his essays better.
Filed under: the ussh. | Tags: Books, douche bags, idioms, national novel writing month, novels, november, pretentious, writers
Whether it’s a canary in the coal mine or a waitress in the weeds, idiomatic expressions can sometimes stump us even in our own language. What common expression puzzles you the most?
I’ve always been told that “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”. I’ve never understood this phrase. If I have two cakes, I’m quite certain I can eat one and keep the other. Problem solved. I believe in a cake democracy; you want cake, you got it. YES WE CAKE. No cake left behind!

"I SHOULD'VE DRANK MORE COUGH SYRUP BEFORE WRITING!!!1"
I also noticed today that it is National Novel Writing Month again. A time of year where people make fake promises of finishing that “great American novel” they’ve been working on. Once again, the endless journey of writing your great literary masterpeice is really just a reason to breathe hot air at a party. Run towards your nearest exit when hearing something similar to the following:
“it’s an homage to a mailer-esque era of prose, dashed with a hint of kafka, and a smidgen of huxley. i’m still figuring out the plot, and for the most part it’s a coming of age story about a boy from Delaware drafted into the current Iraq war as he comes to terms with an administration that runs like a regime. He digs deep into his mind to make sense of a crumbling Amercian society, and how the American dream isn’t all it’s cut out to be.
We see a heavy migration of “writers” settle at their local coffee shop, laptop in hand, tapping away at some boring plot about the state of society today, hoping to make a difference in the literary world. Don’t forget your framed Malcolm Gladwell photo to keep on your table for inspiration! Expect to find them taking up an entire table for four at your local starbucks, and possibly eaves dropping into your conversation in order to come up with dialogue.

Observe the species in its natural habitat.
Remember to constantly remind people of your writing plans, it’s a form of procrastination, but people will admire your life long journey to finish that masterpiece. Take notes on everything and everyone around you, and when people ask, tell them you’re going to be using it for your novel. Your friends maybe alarmed, but who cares, you’re going to be the envy of the literary and contemporary arts scene – you’ll make new friends with names like “Sebastian” or “Ghery”.


