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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
September 21, 2009, 9:17 am
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My god. Go see this movie. It’s not what you’d expect. If you’re into copious amounts of food falling from the sky, like I am, then you need to see this movie. Mr. T plays a cop. See it in IMAX. See it in 3-goddamn-D.



On Revolutionary Road.
September 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
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It’s been a few months since I finished Revolutionary Road and I finally had a chance to watch the film that was made about it not too long ago. Author Richard Yates did a good job of keeping me engaged throughout the plot, and at some times, he managed to get me in a fit of anger over how some of the characters were acting. Good job. I did feel, though, that the ending was just too easy. It was a cheap shot way of tying things up in the end.

The movie was satisfying. Not great and not bad either. Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet do a good job of being trapped in this unwanted suburban lifestyle, and at the same time, are able to portray the annoying, romantic idealists in the novel.

Both the book and movie have gotten me more interested in drinking whiskey. I don’t know where to start. All I’ve ever drank is some Jack Daniel’s here and there, and Johnnie Walker.



Hemingway.
June 11, 2009, 10:06 am
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I look sad because I had waited all day for this photo and the camera was about to die.

I look sad because I had waited all day for this photo and the camera was about to die.

Hemingway is probably one of my all time favourite authors, and this blog I stumbled across today sums up why:

His writing has been described as sparse, but I think efficient is a better word. He managed to convey in his short declarative sentences the emotion, the feeling, the very sense of the place he was writing about. More than any other writer, he gave me a feeling that I knew the place he was writing about. Be it Spain, Africa, Italy, France, or his beloved Florida Keys, he captured the essence of what those places must have been like to me.

True dat. When Elena and I were in Cuba, we decided to take a day trip to Havana. Part of the tour included stops where Hemingway hung out and wrote. I had never been so excited in my life.

The hotel where Hemingway wrote much of "For Whom the Bell Tolls".

Hemingway made Cuba feel like one of his novels—every single part of it. From the fisherman to the marketplaces, or the bars to the parties—the trip became one huge Hemingway novel.

"Floridita", a bar that Hemingway frequented.



Birthday Dinner and Kensington Wandering.

Elena took me out for my birthday dinner last night. We went to Grazie on Yonge Street. Wasn’t a bad place—I’d suggest getting there early on a weekend, the place gets pretty packed. We both had pasta. I had the Penza; rigatoni with vodka pancetta, green onions, and chili pepper. Elena had the Milano; linguine with snow peas, sun dried tomatoes, and grilled chicken. They have pretty decent prices and the portions are huge. We also managed to scarf down a lot of bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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The Literary Interview.
April 4, 2009, 4:18 pm
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1) What author do you own the most books by?

Nick Hornby.

2) What book do you own the most copies of?

I don’t know. If I have multiple copies of a book it’s probably because I lost the previous one.

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?

No, not at all. If the question was, “Where’s the party at?!”, then yes, it would have.

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?

Practically any main character from a Hemingway story.

5) What book have you read the most times in your life (excluding picture books read to children; i.e., Goodnight Moon does not count)?

High Fidelity – Nick Hornby

6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?

To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee. I had to read this for an assignment and I thought it would be a walk in the park. The book was awesome though.

7) What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?

Fury by Salman Rushdie was just so stupid.

8) What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?

Oil! – Upton Sinclair

9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?

The Fountainhead – Ayn Rand

10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for Literature?

Me.

11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?

I don’t know. They should do a remake of Orwell’s 1984.

12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?

I don’t know either.

13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.

I don’t think I’ve had one.

14) What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?

I started reading this book that came with the paper at Elena’s house. “Charley’s Web”. I think that’s what it was called. It was so bad, but it was entertaining.

15) What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?

Infinite Jest – David Foster Wallace

16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?

I don’t think I have seen an obscure Shakespeare play.

17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?

The Russians. Always the Russians.

18) Roth or Updike?

Updike!

19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?

Neither.

20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?

Um, more like Shaw!

21) Austen or Eliot?

Maybe Austen.

22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?

I don’t really understand this question.

23) What is your favorite novel?

The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

24) Play?

Pygmalion – George Bernard Shaw

25) Poem?

The Man From Snowy River – A.B. Paterson:

There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
That the colt from old Regret had got away,
And had joined the wild bush horses — he was worth a thousand pound,
So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are,
And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight.

There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
The old man with his hair as white as snow;
But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up
He would go wherever horse and man could go.
And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand,
No better horseman ever held the reins;
For never horse could throw him while the saddle-girths would stand
He learnt to ride while droving on the plains.

And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast;
He was something like a racehorse undersized,
With a touch of Timor pony—three parts thoroughbred at least
And such as are by mountain horsemen prized.
He was hard and tough and wiry—just the sort that won’t say die
There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.

But still so slight and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay,
And the old man said, “That horse will never do
For a long and tiring gallop—lad, you’d better stop away,
Those hills are far too rough for such as you.”
So he waited, sad and wistful—only Clancy stood his friend
“I think we ought to let him come,” he said;
“I warrant he’ll be with us when he’s wanted at the end,
For both his horse and he are mountain bred.

“He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko’s side,
Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough;
Where a horse’s hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
The man that holds his own is good enough.
And the Snowy River riders on the mountains make their home,
Where the river runs those giant hills between;
I have seen full many horsemen since I first commenced to roam,
But nowhere yet such horsemen have I seen.”

So he went; they found the horses by the big mimosa clump,
They raced away towards the mountain’s brow,
And the old man gave his orders, “Boys, go at them from the jump,
No use to try for fancy riding now.
And, Clancy, you must wheel them, try and wheel them to the right.
Ride boldly, lad, and never fear the spills,
For never yet was rider that could keep the mob in sight,
If once they gain the shelter of those hills.”

So Clancy rode to wheel them—he was racing on the wing
Where the best and boldest riders take their place,
And he raced his stock-horse past them, and he made the ranges ring
With the stockwhip, as he met them face to face.
Then they halted for a moment, while he swung the dreaded lash,
But they saw their well-loved mountain full in view,
And they charged beneath the stockwhip with a sharp and sudden dash,
And off into the mountain scrub they flew.

Then fast the horsemen followed, where the gorges deep and black
Resounded to the thunder of their tread,
And the stockwhips woke the echoes, and they fiercely answered back
From cliffs and crags that beetled overhead.
And upward, ever upward, the wild horses held their way,
Where mountain ash and kurrajong grew wide;
And the old man muttered fiercely, “We may bid the mob good day,
no man can hold them down the other side.”

When they reached the mountain’s summit, even Clancy took a pull
It well might make the boldest hold their breath;
The wild hop scrub grew thickly, and the hidden ground was full
Of wombat holes, and any slip was death.
But the man from Snowy River let the pony have his head,
And he swung his stockwhip round and gave a cheer,
And he raced him down the mountain like a torrent down its bed,
While the others stood and watched in very fear.

He sent the flint-stones flying, but the pony kept his feet,
He cleared the fallen timber in his stride,
And the man from Snowy River never shifted in his seat
It was grand to see that mountain horseman ride.
Through the stringy barks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground,
Down the hillside at a racing pace he went;
And he never drew the bridle till he landed safe and sound,
At the bottom of that terrible descent.

He was right among the horses as they climbed the farther hill,
And the watchers on the mountain, standing mute,
Saw him ply the stockwhip fiercely; he was right among them still,
As he raced across the clearing in pursuit.
They lost him for a moment, where two mountain gullies met
In the ranges—but a final glimpse reveals
On a dim and distant hillside the wild horses racing yet,
With the man from Snowy River at their heels.

And he ran them single-handed till their sides were white with foam;
He followed like a bloodhound on their track,
Till they halted cowed and beaten; then he turned their heads for home,
And alone and unassisted brought them back.
But his hardy mountain pony he could scarcely raise a trot,
He was blood from hip to shoulder from the spur;
But his pluck was still undaunted, and his courage fiery hot,
For never yet was mountain horse a cur.

And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise
Their torn and rugged battlements on high,
Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze
At midnight in the cold and frosty sky,
And where around the Overflow the reed-beds sweep and sway
To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide,
The Man from Snowy River is a household word today,
And the stockmen tell the story of his ride.

26) Essay?

E-mail from Bill by John Seabrook.

27) Short story?

Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemingway

28) Work of nonfiction?

I’ll have to get back to you with this one.

29) Who is your favorite writer?

Ernest Hemingway

30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?

David Sedaris, Dan Brown, the woman who wrote Juno, etc.

31) What is your desert island book?

1984 by George Orwell.

32) And… what are you reading right now?

Revolutionary Road, The Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway, and The Complete James Bond Collection.



The Spaghetti Book Club.
April 1, 2009, 8:45 am
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The Spaghetti Book Club is a series of reviews by kids for kids. The simplicity of it all is pretty amazing—reminds me of Hemingway, only they’re nine. Everyone should write like they’re nine again.



Writing For A Living.
March 6, 2009, 10:43 am
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Writers are probably some of the most annoying people in the world. They complain way too much about how writing is so hard, when it’s what they chose to do. Insert eye roll here. The Guardian asked several authors about writing for a living; is it a joy, or a chore? A lot of them come off as whiny little brats, but you can always rely on Will Self to say something uplifting:

I gain nothing but pleasure from writing fiction; short stories are foreplay, novellas are heavy petting – but novels are the full monte. Frankly, if I didn’t enjoy writing novels I wouldn’t do it – the world hardly needs any more and I can think of numerous more useful things someone with my skills could be engaged in. As it is, the immersion in parallel but believable worlds satisfies all my demands for vicarious experience, voyeurism and philosophic calithenics. I even enjoy the mechanics of writing, the dull timpani of the typewriter keys, the making of notes – many notes – and most seducttive of all: the buying of stationery. That the transmogrification of my beautiful thoughts into a grossly imperfect prose is always the end result doesn’t faze me: all novels are only a version- there is no Platonic ideal. But I’d go further still: fiction is my way of thinking about and relating to the world; if I don’t write I’m not engaged in any praxis, and lose all purchase.



The Pale King, David Foster Wallace.

A chunk of David Foster Wallace’s last novel (unfinished) will be published in the March issue of the New Yorker. Fans have been waiting for a full spread issue on the author, and this month’s publication will include an article on the author, and an article by the author; which is the huge chunk of his unfinished work. I’ve become less and less of a fan of Wallace, and I don’t really know why. I think I’m getting tired of his style, and it’s mainly hit and miss with his work. I think I like his essays better.

These are scanned pages from the unfinished manuscript.



my life: a novel.
November 11, 2008, 12:26 pm
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Whether it’s a canary in the coal mine or a waitress in the weeds, idiomatic expressions can sometimes stump us even in our own language. What common expression puzzles you the most?

I’ve always been told that “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”. I’ve never understood this phrase. If I have two cakes, I’m quite certain I can eat one and keep the other. Problem solved. I believe in a cake democracy; you want cake, you got it. YES WE CAKE. No cake left behind!

I SHOULDVE DRANK MORE COUGH SYRUP BEFORE WRITING!!!1

"I SHOULD'VE DRANK MORE COUGH SYRUP BEFORE WRITING!!!1"

I also noticed today that it is National Novel Writing Month again. A time of year where people make fake promises of finishing that “great American novel” they’ve been working on. Once again, the endless journey of writing your great literary masterpeice is really just a reason to breathe hot air at a party. Run towards your nearest exit when hearing something similar to the following:

“it’s an homage to a mailer-esque era of prose, dashed with a hint of kafka, and a smidgen of huxley. i’m still figuring out the plot, and for the most part it’s a coming of age story about a boy from Delaware drafted into the current Iraq war as he comes to terms with an administration that runs like a regime. He digs deep into his mind to make sense of a crumbling Amercian society, and how the American dream isn’t all it’s cut out to be.

We see a heavy migration of “writers” settle at their local coffee shop, laptop in hand, tapping away at some boring plot about the state of society today, hoping to make a difference in the literary world. Don’t forget your framed Malcolm Gladwell photo to keep on your table for inspiration! Expect to find them taking up an entire table for four at your local starbucks, and possibly eaves dropping into your conversation in order to come up with dialogue.

Observe the species in its natural habitat.

Observe the species in its natural habitat.

Remember to constantly remind people of your writing plans, it’s a form of procrastination, but people will admire your life long journey to finish that masterpiece. Take notes on everything and everyone around you, and when people ask, tell them you’re going to be using it for your novel. Your friends maybe alarmed, but who cares, you’re going to be the envy of the literary and contemporary arts scene – you’ll make new friends with names like “Sebastian” or “Ghery”.