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Back To School.
February 8, 2009, 8:11 pm
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Wow, my eyes just speak "trashed".

Wow, my eyes just speak "trashed".

The shitstorm is over and we’re all back at school now. When one shitstorm ends, another begins; when two shitstorms collide, we have the perfect shitstorm. I’m in the middle of my typical Sunday homework smackdown, and I decided to excuse myself to spruce some things up around here. You might notice the change in theme. Sadly, wordpress doesn’t allow free customizations of their layouts, so I have to stick to what they have. Look at that grass, it’s kind of comforting, no?

I’m also waiting for that burnout. I’m scared I’m going to run into a block; forget what words are and how to use them. It’s mainly because I’m constantly writing. No, I’m not trying to sound like some pained artist, it’s what I have to do all day. I write for my job. I write for pleasure. I write for school. I’m just worried I’ll run out of words to use.

Today marks six months of Elena and I being together. Last night we stuffed our selves to the brim on Chinese food and wine, and then wasted the night away drinking martinis. It was good fun, just the two of us. The best thing in the world is stumbling around in a food coma; every step is so difficult and heavy. Oh, and Elena is the best thing in the world too. Sometimes. JK JK JK JK.

Cuba in two weeks!



THE BEAST 50 MOST LOATHSOME PEOPLE IN AMERICA, 2008.
January 28, 2009, 11:15 am
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The Beast rounds up the 50 most loasthsome people in America for 2008. #43 is you!

You think it’s your patriotic duty to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when it’s actually because she’s just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and don’t understand why they’re so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. You’re hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from “The View.” You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehoods and resent enlightenment. You think the fact that 43% of whites could stomach voting for an incredibly charismatic and eloquent light-skinned black guy who was raised by white people means racism is over. You think progressive taxation is socialism. 1 in 100 of you are in jail, and you think it should be more. You are shallow, inconsiderate, afraid, brand-conscious, sedentary, and totally self-obsessed. You are American.

Exhibit A: You’re more upset by Miley Cyrus’s glamour shots than the fact that you are a grown adult who is upset about Miley Cyrus.



CUPE 3903 Vs. York Brawl.
January 21, 2009, 10:35 am
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Wow CUPE. I mean, I knew you guys were dicks before, but now you’re dicks with syphillis. After all that crap about “OMG UNDERGRADS ARE GETTING SAO VIOLENT, THIS IS LEGAL, WE WANT MOAR MONEHHH, GIVE US SOME OF THAT INTERNET MONEH, WE’RE GUNNA CALL THE KOPS” bull shit you’ve been yelling from the rooftops, you’ve just become so gay. Too gay to function infact. Douche-fags.



The 5 Types Of New Year’s Eve Parties.

Listicle presents the 5 types of New Year’s Eve Parties:

You’re blessed with one friend who keeps complaining that you guys are walking too fast and her shoes are killing her and another who is suspiciously shitfaced. (The culprit is later revealed to be a well-hidden flask). Then everyone gets mad and starts snapping at each other and someone finally yells “I just want to be somewhere, anywhere inside, at midnight. Not wandering around on the street.” So you go to the worst, first bar you can find and have a couple beers and hug meekly at twelve then drink some more, and then the secret ninja drunk is trying to coax a stranger at the bar to do untoward things so it’s time to take them home and who’s going where and let’s split cabs maybe? No? OK, fine. Good night. Let’s actually make a plan next year, and ugh. You hate New Year’s. It’s never what you want it to be.



Auld Lang Syne.
December 29, 2008, 12:58 pm
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New Year’s Eve is my most favourite night ever. I don’t know why, I just love it.



United State of Pop – Viva La Pop.
December 29, 2008, 2:45 am
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Dj Earworm does a great mashup of the best pop songs from 2008. No Beyonce though. UH UH OH, UH UH OH, UH UH UHHH UH UH OH.



YorkU Strike 2008, OVER!
December 29, 2008, 2:40 am
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Bahaha, that’s probably gonna tie some balls in a knot. Just kidding. This duder knocks some sense into the situation though. Cheer up people, it’s almost New Year’s Eve; the greatest night ever! If you haven’t figured it out, the strike isn’t over.

Bunny!

Bunny!

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The Best of 2008.
December 18, 2008, 12:27 pm
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Let the listing begin:

Best albums of 2008 (50-26)
Honorable mention
Best tracks of 2008

All via pitchfork. Making lists is so hipster. gaaaawsh.



Your India, My India, Their India.
December 3, 2008, 4:59 pm
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The recent events in Mumbai have garnered considerable attention, and a few posts ago I had spoken out about the awareness India was receiving. I was angry because any other extremist attack involving the country would have been largely unnoticed by the media, and largely ignored by the public. The web is being engulfed by people who are suddenly aware of what is going on, telling anyone who will read how they feel, that they understand what’s going on. I find that to be the largest form of ignorance.

All of a sudden this awareness entitles you to a voice. You want to share with the world that what has just happened was not OK, because you love India, because for some retarded reason, you know India better than Indians. So you’ve been to your local bookstore and browsed the travel section, maybe even rented a copy of Gandhi–better yet, you’ve gone out and eaten curry. You no longer see India as that exotic destination you want to backpack through, you now understand India. You have become aware of India. You’re saddened that people would do such a thing to a country that you never really cared about because the incident involved international citizens.

I can’t stand the word awareness. Gint said it best, and I can’t remember the exact wording, so I’m going to paraphrase it: “Learning about something and being aware of it doesn’t mean that you understand it.” It doesn’t give you the right to go around commenting on what you believe should have been the right solution with your eyes closed in some smug asshole like manner. People are suddenly sympathetic, their “prayers go out to the families that have lost loved ones”. Fine, you feel hurt. People died, innocent people. But I ask you this; where was that sympathy and support when it was just Indians being blown up and shot?

The attacks are now horrifying, terrible instances of cowardice by extremists religious groups who took out their frustration on innocent tourists. The tragedy that happened last week goes beyond the fact that those killed were mostly from the Western world. It goes beyond their hate for Western practices, and it goes beyond our time. What’s been going on there has been going on for centuries. I’m angry now because it’s only because of last week that people really noticed what’s going on, but still they have the wrong idea. Don’t tell me that these acts of injustice are random or unprovoked–that they could have happened anywhere. These events happen for a reason, and these reasons have been boiling far longer than a lot of you could care to notice. When it finally hits close to home, when one of your own ends up in the middle of someone elses conflict, do people realize what the problem is.

India, the Middle East, and most of Asia has been a hotbed of modern “terrorism” for a large part of the 20th century. These conflicts arise from religious clashes, dispute over land, and governance. To say that Mumbai has been cursed with a future of unstable tourism and that people would assume danger when hearing about the region is wrong. It only opens up the hypocracy of their understanding. Western media has tainted the region, spewing non stop headlines and breaking news because some of their own have been caught in the crossfire. Stuff like this has been happening for a long time, yet people still flocked to India. But when you take one isolated incident and blow it up to really strike the fears of ignorant people, that’s when you cause the real damage. A small blurb in the daily newspaper is one thing, but when you sensationalize the angle of foreigners getting hurt, that’s when it suddenly becomes a front page expose. Why can’t it be of front page importance when 500 locals are killed, people who are just as innocent as the foreigners? This coverage should be considered for all incidents, be they in Asia or not.

“But Kavi, if we gave every incident in the world the same importance, people would just live in a constant state of fear!” Sure, unfortunately people are just as ignorant then. But you can’t sensationalize and pin point one incident that involved a fellow American or Briton. That’s what instills the most fear in people, the idea that one of their own has been hurt in a country that they know nothing about. Then Mumbai’s economy crumbles, tourism dies, and the city becomes a no-no.

Now people are criticizing the local governments for not being prepared, for not being on the look out. You don’t know how India works, how it runs. There’s no way you can say that they weren’t prepared. Maybe they were prepared, but not to the same standards of how things run here. Things move differently over there, and sadly some aspects are weaker than others, but that’s how it is. The country is young, it’s still growing, trying to figure out where it belongs and how it works. In sixty-one years, India has managed to become a future super power. Sixty-one years after the United States gained independance, the nation was just as divided and in a state of turmoil. You can sit there all high and mighty and say “We would’ve ran things differently”. You can judge all the people from that region for being a problem, but in the end, it’s you that’s the problem. The ignorant human being.

You may never understand something that doesn’t affect you directly, but the least you could do is say that you don’t get it. We don’t want to hear what should have been done or what could have been done, we just want you to know that shit happens regardless of any Westerner around.



Hey People!
December 2, 2008, 2:33 pm
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Some thoughts regarding the ongoing fuck fest that is the strike at Yorku.

- Contract faculty are asking for better benefits, job security, and a pay raise.

If you’re contract faculty, you sign a CONTRACT that states you will only be employed for a set amount of time. Contract work is essentially freelance. Your job security is stated in your contract, which, just to get the point across, YOU SIGN.

As far as I know, and I know because I have freelanced on CONTRACT WORK; one does not get benefits. You are a contract worker, working for yourself, and providing your expertise to an outside party.

I don’t get all this garbage about long time faculty having to reapply for their jobs. That’s why they’re on contract. If you don’t like the idea of being on contract, why don’t you go get a full-time position somewhere else?

Also:

Your Logo sucks.

Your Logo sucks.